Some Assembly Required
a july birthday
a few big boxes arrive
you feel the ensuing
ennui and dread in knowing
that the wee hours
of the night before the party
will be lost putting toddler gifts together
the instructions mostly diagrams
except for an enclosed missive
announcing the disclaimers and
noting without a trace
of irony from the unknown author
in case you hadn’t noticed
some assembly is required
all-in-all
a manual of sorts
for the gathering
of thoughts
necessary tools
and preparation
a salute to
adult concentration
and the allen wrench
a demand for intervention
by grownups who
can read instructions
in the printed language
of their choice
or scan a code
to make a video tutorial
with an otherwise unemployed actor
appear on their phone
most know too well
the lonely often
frustrating chore
assembly ushers in
the slow and
thankless business
of fitting reluctant pieces together
of making objects run
on batteries and switches
such drudgery causes
even well-trained
and disciplined minds
to wander away
from the proceedings
forgivably
to think of things
a person shouldn't
to ponder in these moments
of tedium and dread
with all the parts spread
and unattached
how it might be if
elected leaders too proceeded
with some respect
for thought and introspection
despite the effort required
took the time
between cheeseburgers
to think things through
to plan and implement
a coherent strategy
after committing
to the endeavor
to make a passing attempt
at assembling the final product
in the manner intended
no last-minute winging shit
no whims or arrogant whimsy
revised repeatedly before tomorrow
no cutting corners
to get out on the golf course
or to scam a quick buck online
just a compassionate few
who care enough to build
from the finest plastic
prime ships in recycled cardboard
cartons directly to their office
a world reasonably safe for children